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Tax This Dick EDC Hank — Blemished

$20.00 USD
Sale price  $20.00 USD Regular price  $25.00 USD
Specs & Care

Approximate size, fabric, finish, and care instructions are listed on each product.

Shipping & Returns

Orders ship in 5–7 business days. Free shipping on orders over $75. 14-day returns on unused goods — plain English, no runaround.

Why It Costs What It Costs

Small-batch production, premium materials, and finishing time you can’t get from mass-market gear. You’re paying for hours of hand work and years of knowhow not a logo markup.

Tax This Dick EDC Hank — Blemished

$20.00 USD
Sale price  $20.00 USD Regular price  $25.00 USD

Handmade · Free shipping over $75 · Easy returns

Polite refusal.

Tax This Dick is the loudest middle finger in the catalog — a hank for the people whose patience with the system ran out two presidents ago. This one's blemished: small cosmetic flaw, marked down from the standard run. Same handmade EDC build, same cotton-poly face, same optician-grade microfiber back. Fully functional. Just not for the polite-company crowd.

Handmade in small batches.

Built for:

  • Libertarians, tax-day curmudgeons, and bumper-sticker minimalists
  • People who file extensions out of spite
  • Deal-hunters who don't mind a small flaw

Specs

  • Size: ~8" × 8" (handmade, slight variance)
  • Face: poly-cotton blend
  • Back: optician-grade black microfiber
  • Care: machine wash cold, hang dry. No dryer heat.
  • Condition: Blemished — cosmetic flaw, fully functional
  • Handmade

Pairs well with: Whole-Ass Blemished Hank, Big Farma Blemished Hank, Burn Those Bridges Hank.

Ships in 5–7 business days

Heirloom-grade build

14-day returns

Styled With

Tax this dick (blemished tag) All - Renegade Provisions Co.

Why Renegade

Built by Hand

Handmade items made with care from the best materials we can find.

Heirloom Quality

Materials and stitching chosen to outlast trends.

Easy Returns

Don't love it? Send it back. Plain-English policy.

Materials

Sustainable, natural textiles can be enjoyed for generations to come.

Care

Wash only when necessary using cold water and a gentle detergent.

Details

Hand-picked accents give this piece an understated unique look.

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